- He had only one major publication.
- It was in Hebrew.
- It had no references.
- It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
- Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
- It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
- The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
- He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
- When subjects didn’t behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
- He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book.
- Some say he had his son teach the class.
- He expelled his first two students for learning.
- Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
- His office hours were infrequent and often held on limited access mountain tops.
- No record of working well with colleagues.
This list must have appeared on thousands of sites and I’ve not been able to track down the source. In fact, a search on the phrase yields over 43,000 results on Google. There are another 3,700 where it is titled “Why God never received a PhD”. If anyone knows the original source, please post a comment. (After all, this is a research site and we have to credit sources appropriately.)







. One common choice with the two-parameter version is
and
which has the neat property of mapping zero to zero. There is even an R function for this:
should be approximately one half of the smallest, non-zero value. Another suggestion is that
applied to daily rainfall data.
. This works fine with zeros (although not with negative values). However, often the square root is not a strong enough transformation to deal with the high levels of skewness seen in real data.
. For any value of
, zero maps to zero. There is also a two parameter version allowing a shift, just as with the two-parameter
it behaves like a log transformation, regardless of the value of
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